Yes, you are going to need bifocals and a senior scooter but if you play your cards right and pick up all your prescriptions, you can...
PLAY TO RULE THE RETIREMENT HOME!
Turn up your hearing aid and advance to SLOW...You may soon be having your hip replaced, or you may be competing in the Senior Olympics! Whatever happens, it’s going to be Over-the-Hill-Fun!
Youth is wasted on the young…but you don’t have to worry about that anymore.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY Over-the-Hill-Opoly!
For 2-6 Geezers Ages 8 to Senility
Product Dimensions: 2" H x 10.63" W x 15.25" L